Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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An 'I love you' prude is someone who hides their feelings like a scared mouse in a trash can

They've been dating for 3 years and still say 'I miss you' instead of 'I love you'

They broke up and still didn't say 'I love you'

They got engaged and said 'I think I might be in love'

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An 'I love you' prude is a person who's too scared to say it even when it's obvious

They stared at each other for 2 hours and still said 'I think I like you'

They said 'I love you' in a text but not in person

They got married and said 'I like you' at the altar

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An 'I love you' prude is someone who acts like 'I love you' is the worst curse in the world

They texted 'I think I like you' 10 times before saying 'I love you'

They said 'I love you' in a group chat but not in private

They got engaged and said 'I think I love you' in front of everyone

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An 'I love you' prude is a person who won’t say it even when it’s screaming in their face

They said 'I think I might like you' after 5 years together

They said 'I like you' in a text but not in person

They said 'I think I love you' when they got married

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An 'I love you' prude is a person who's too chicken to say it even when it's obvious

They said 'I think I might like you' after 3 years

They said 'I like you' in a group chat but not in private

They said 'I think I love you' at the altar

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An 'I love you' prude is someone who acts like 'I love you' is a secret code only they know

They said 'I think I like you' after 4 years

They said 'I like you' in a text but not in person

They said 'I think I love you' when they got married