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When you're f***ing some random person you don't even know, you shout I love you just to be a f***ing idiot, and they say I love you too because they're also a f***ing idiot.
I just said I love you to a guy I met at the gas station. He said I love you too. We both forgot we were f***ing.
I said I love you during sex. He said I love you too. Then we both laughed and kept f***ing.
I said I love you to my date. She said I love you too. Then I realized she was my date from last week.