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When you're f***ing some random person you don't even know, you shout I love you just to be a f***ing idiot, and they say I love you too because they're also a f***ing idiot.
I just said I love you to a guy I met at the gas station. He said I love you too. We both forgot we were f***ing.
I said I love you during sex. He said I love you too. Then we both laughed and kept f***ing.
I said I love you to my date. She said I love you too. Then I realized she was my date from last week.
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A weird f***ing game people play when they're shagging strangers, where they say I love you just to make it feel less like f***ing and more like a f***ing disaster.
I said I love you to the guy I was f***ing. He said I love you too. Then he left and I was alone with my f***ing regrets.
I said I love you during sex. He said I love you too. Then we both realized we were both f***ing idiots.
I said I love you. He said I love you too. Then I got a text from my ex and forgot all about the f***ing.
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When you're f***ing someone you don't know, you say I love you just to be a f***ing weirdo, and they say I love you too because they're also a f***ing weirdo.
I said I love you while f***ing a guy from the gym. He said I love you too. Then we both forgot we were f***ing.
I said I love you. He said I love you too. Then he left and I was left with my f***ing heart broken.
I said I love you. He said I love you too. Then I realized he was my ex and I was a f***ing idiot.
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