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A crazy way to say I love you like a pig loves mud and bacon
I love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village
You're my main dish and my dessert
I'd die for you and then come back to haunt you
i love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village
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A gross way of saying I love you like a dog loves a juicy bone
I love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village
You're the only one who can calm me down after a fight
I'd eat your leftovers for breakfast
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A wild way of saying I love you like a rat loves cheese and trash
I love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village
You're my favorite person and my worst nightmare
I'd follow you anywhere, even to the junkyard
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A messed up way of saying I love you like a pig loves mud and bacon
I love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village
You're my best friend and my biggest pain in the ass
I'd fight for you and then blame you for it
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A crazy way of saying I love you like a dog loves a juicy bone
I love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village
You're my favorite thing and my worst mistake
I'd take you on a road trip even if you're loud
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A messed up way of saying I love you like a rat loves cheese and trash
I love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village
You're my best friend and my favorite pain in the ass
I'd follow you to the end of the world and back