I love you like a fat loves cake

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A stupid line from 50 Cent's song that fat people in Chicago use to say they really like someone. It sounds like a kid who just saw a cake for the first time.
My mom said I love her like a fat kid love cake. She cried and ate a whole pie.
My crush told me that line and I vomited glitter.
My dog said I love him like a fat kid love cake. He ate my homework.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A dumb way to say you love someone, used by people who have no style and just want to make someone smile. It's like saying you're in love with a cake.
My dad said that to my mom when he forgot her birthday. It was worse than a cake in a blender.
My friend told me that line in a text. I replied with a photo of a cake and a kid eating it.
My teacher said that to the principal. He gave her an F and a cake.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A stupid lyric that fat people in Chicago say to someone they like. It's like when a kid sees cake and screams.
My uncle said that to my aunt at the wedding. They both got cake in their face.
My brother texted me that line. I replied with a picture of a kid eating cake.
My dog said that to my cat. They both ate cake and fought.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A line from a song that only fat people in Chicago understand. It’s like when a kid is so happy they see cake and explode.
My grandma said that to my grandpa. He cried and ate a cake.
My neighbor said that to my mom. She laughed and threw cake at him.
My dog said that to my cat. They both ate cake and screamed.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A line from a song that fat people in Chicago use to say they love someone. It's like a kid who just saw cake for the first time and went crazy.
My dad said that to my mom. She cried and ate cake.
My friend said that in a DM. I replied with a picture of a cake and a kid.
My dog said that to my cat. They both ate cake and fought.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A stupid line from a song that fat people in Chicago use to say they really like someone. It's like when a kid sees cake and becomes a monster.
My mom said that to my dad. He cried and ate a whole cake.
My friend said that to me in a text. I replied with a photo of a cake.
My dog said that to my cat. They both ate cake and screamed.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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