i love you johnny cakes

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what you yell at your gay bestie when you're too lazy to be cool about your feelings

'I love you Johnny Cakes' after tripping into a trash can next to him at the mall

'I love you Johnny Cakes' while eating a whole pizza alone in the middle of the night

'I love you Johnny Cakes' during a group text when no one was looking

the awkward way you tell your buddy you like them but you're too scared to say it out loud

'I love you Johnny Cakes' whispered in the back of the bus during a field trip

'I love you Johnny Cakes' said while staring at their shoes in the middle of a game

'I love you Johnny Cakes' texted at 3 a. m. and immediately regretted it

what you shout when you're too drunk to care who hears you say you like your friend

'I love you Johnny Cakes' at a party while wearing a hat backwards and a shirt inside out

'I love you Johnny Cakes' after downing three energy drinks and a whole bag of chips

'I love you Johnny Cakes' said to their face while pretending to be mad about something else