Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It can mean the world to someone, or it can mean nothing at all. People say it like it's going out of style.

Hey, I love you, now let's get drunk and forget this ever happened.

I love you, but I'm still breaking up with you.

I love you... for 20 seconds. Then I'm gone.

2

The three words that make people nervous and sometimes regretful. They can also make people happy for no reason.

I love you. I know this is stupid, but I still said it.

I love you. Now shut up and take my money.

I love you... I guess.

3

Three words that boys throw around like they're going to be the next big thing. They mean it, but they're also asking to be walked all over.

I love you. Now let me fail my math test because I'm too distracted by you.

I love you. That’s why I let you eat my last piece of pizza.

I love you. So I let you talk me into buying that shirt.

4

A phrase everyone uses but no one really thinks about. It can mean a lot, or it can be completely fake.

I love you. Now let's get pizza and forget this ever happened.

I love you. I’m not lying, I just might be high.

I love you. But only if you buy me ice cream.

5

The words your mom should have said to you but didn’t. Now you're stuck saying them to someone else.

I love you. Now let’s go to the mall and buy stuff we don’t need.

I love you. But I’m still mad about that time you ate my lunch.

I love you. I think that’s why I still live with my mom.

6

The sweetest thing anyone can say, but only if they actually mean it. Don’t be a fool and say it just because.

I love you. Now stop being annoying.

I love you. That’s why I let you text me at 2 am.

I love you. I’m not lying, I just might be drunk.

7

A phrase that people say too often. It can be powerful, but only if you mean it. Otherwise, it’s just annoying.

I love you. Now stop being dramatic.

I love you. That’s why I let you stay up until 3 am.

I love you. That’s why I let you eat my sandwich.