I love you but I'm not in love with you

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A fake love line used by ugly, shallow, self-centered people who think they’re hot stuff. They say it when they want to keep getting laid but don’t want to commit to anything real. Their brain is as empty as their heart.

'I love you but I’m not in love with you', said after the third date and the fifth time they saw each other at the gas station.

'I love you but I’m not in love with you', said when they found out you had a job and a cat.

'I love you but I’m not in love with you', said when you asked them to move in with you and they ran.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A fancy way of saying 'I don’t love you' but with more words and less honesty. It’s like a bad excuse to keep things simple and keep the drama low.

'I love you but I’m not in love with you', said when you asked them to marry you and they just wanted to keep getting free pizza.

'I love you but I’m not in love with you', said when they found out you were a better partner than their ex.

'I love you but I’m not in love with you', said right before they texted their ex.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A weak excuse used by women who are too scared to say they’re not interested. It’s like throwing a baby out with the bathwater but with less effort and more guilt.

'I love you but I’m not in love with you', said when she saw her ex at the grocery store.

'I love you but I’m not in love with you', said when she got a better job offer and didn’t want to lose her benefits.

'I love you but I’m not in love with you', said when she found out he had a beard and a bad personality.

by Slangipedia 12d ago