Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What a parent or spouse says right before they roast your ass for something stupid you did.

I love you, but you failed math again.

I love you, but you left your socks on the floor.

I love you, but you took the last cookie.

2

Three words that can make your heart go boom or make you roll your eyes and say, 'Here we go again.'

I love you, but you're still a mess.

I love you, but your hair looks like a raccoon attacked it.

I love you, but you forgot my birthday.

3

The hardest words to say because you know they will be used as a weapon against you.

I love you, but I'm still mad about that fight.

I love you, but you broke my phone.

I love you, but you're still a terrible driver.

4

The words a guy uses to get a girl, but if he really means it, he's signing up for a lifetime of drama and pain.

I love you, but you're the reason I have a black eye.

I love you, but you're the reason I'm broke.

I love you, but you're the reason I'm late to everything.

5

A phrase that can be said with a smile or a scream. It depends on who's saying it and why.

I love you, but you're still an idiot.

I love you, but you're still the worst.

I love you, but you're still a pain in the ass.

6

The words your mom never said because she was too busy yelling at you.

I love you, but you're still a disaster.

I love you, but you're still a mess.

I love you, but you're still a pain in the ass.

7

The most sincere thing someone can say to you, but only if they really mean it.

I love you, but you're still the best.

I love you, but you're still my favorite.

I love you, but you're still my best friend.