Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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someone says "i love you bro" when they think you’re the best friend they ever had, even if you’re a complete idiot.

My dad said, "i love you bro" after I ate a whole pizza and then cried in the shower.

My cousin said, "i love you bro" after I stole his last chicken nugget.

My mom said, "i love you bro" after I spilled soda on her new dress.

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when someone says "i love you bro" it means they tolerate you, but still think you’re cool.

My brother said, "i love you bro" after I broke his phone.

My friend said, "i love you bro" after I failed his math test.

My neighbor said, "i love you bro" after I yelled at his dog.

3

saying "i love you bro" is like giving someone a backhanded compliment with a side of disrespect.

My dad said, "i love you bro" after I told his boss he was a moron.

My cousin said, "i love you bro" after I ruined his birthday party.

My friend said, "i love you bro" after I stole his lunch money.

4

someone says "i love you bro" when they still like you, even though you’re a total pain in the ass.

My brother said, "i love you bro" after I laughed at his failed science project.

My friend said, "i love you bro" after I told his crush he was ugly.

My mom said, "i love you bro" after I took all her cookies.

5

when someone says "i love you bro" it means they still think you’re a good friend, even if you’re a little trashy.

My dad said, "i love you bro" after I drew on his face with marker.

My cousin said, "i love you bro" after I ruined his video game.

My friend said, "i love you bro" after I told his teacher he was a nerd.

6

saying "i love you bro" is just a way to say you’re still okay, even if you’re kind of a mess.

My brother said, "i love you bro" after I told his pet hamster he was fat.

My mom said, "i love you bro" after I threw my shoes at her.

My friend said, "i love you bro" after I ate his entire sandwich.