I love valorant

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Something you yell when you’re getting wrecked in Valorant and you wish you were playing anything but that stupid game.
'I love Valorant' said the guy who got killed by a rookie agent for the fifth time.
'I love Valorant' said the person who just got flashed and shot in the head.
'I love Valorant' said the dude who played 30 minutes and still didn’t know what a smokescreen was.
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A lie you tell yourself when you’re getting destroyed and you think maybe you’ll get better if you just keep playing.
'I love Valorant' said the guy who died 10 times in a row and still didn’t know how to use his abilities.
'I love Valorant' said the person who got caught in a crossfire and couldn’t even move.
'I love Valorant' said the dude who had 0 kills and 10 deaths and still didn’t know what a flash was.
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What you say when you’re too lazy to admit you’re getting obliterated and you just want to keep playing.
'I love Valorant' said the person who got smoked and shot in the face by a kid who just started playing.
'I love Valorant' said the guy who died three times and still didn’t know what the enemy team was doing.
'I love Valorant' said the dude who played for an hour and still didn’t know how to position.
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Something you scream when you’re getting killed and you want to punch the person who just flashbanged you.
'I love Valorant' said the guy who got flashbanged and shot in the head by a guy who just started playing.
'I love Valorant' said the person who got caught in a smoke and couldn’t see anything.
'I love Valorant' said the dude who got killed by a flash and a bullet and still didn’t know what was happening.
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What you say when you think you’re good at Valorant but you’re just getting lucky and the enemy is being stupid.
'I love Valorant' said the guy who got 3 kills and 1 death but it was just because the enemy was being dumb.
'I love Valorant' said the person who got 5 kills and 0 deaths but it was just because he was lucky.
'I love Valorant' said the dude who got 10 kills and 1 death but it was just because the enemy was being stupid.
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A thing you say when you’re getting wrecked and you just want to end the game and go play something else.
'I love Valorant' said the guy who got killed 10 times and just wanted to quit.
'I love Valorant' said the person who got destroyed and couldn’t even see the map.
'I love Valorant' said the dude who played for 20 minutes and still didn’t know what was happening.
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