Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so obsessed with someone's pussy you can't stop talking about it like it's the only thing that matters.

I love V because she’s got the best one I’ve ever seen.

Every time I see V, I start drooling.

I can't think about anything else but V’s pussy.

2

When someone's pussy is so good it makes your brain shut off and your pants feel tight.

V’s pussy is so good, I forgot how to breathe.

My brain just went to sleep because of V.

V walks in and my pants feel like they’re gonna explode.

3

When you’re so into someone’s pussy you start acting like a fool just to get near it.

I acted like a total idiot just to talk to V.

I tripped over my own feet to get closer to V.

I started talking nonsense because I was too distracted by V’s pussy.

4

When someone's pussy is so amazing it makes you forget your own name and your own life.

V’s pussy is so good, I forgot who I am.

I got lost in V’s pussy and didn’t remember my own life.

I was so distracted by V’s pussy, I didn’t know my own name.

5

When you’re so in love with someone’s pussy you start acting like you’re the best thing since sliced bread.

I told V I was the best thing since sliced bread just to get near her.

I started bragging about myself because of V’s pussy.

V’s pussy made me so confident I started bragging like a fool.

6

When someone’s pussy is so good it turns you into a walking advertisement for it.

I walk around like I’m advertising V’s pussy everywhere.

I can’t stop telling people about V’s pussy.

I’m like a walking ad for V’s amazing pussy.