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A crazy promise Filipina women make to rich white guys. You get endless sex and balut if you pay for her whole family to live in Manila and Mesa, CA forever.
My cousin married a guy from Ohio just so she could eat balut every morning and never leave Manila.
He said yes to the proposal, but now he’s stuck paying for his in-laws’ second home in California.
She told him it was a ‘love marriage’, then she sent him a bill for her cousin’s wedding.
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You, like, the best friend of your soul. You’re the one who laughs when everyone else cries and sends you a heart emoji at 2 a. m. on a Tuesday.
She texted me ‘You :)’ at 12:30 a. m. while I was eating pizza and watching Netflix.
He sent me a DM that said ‘You :)’ and then went to sleep.
My friend texted me ‘You :)’ and then cried in the bathroom.
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