i love the urban dictionary

My mom said I was a brainless twerp who thinks Urban Dictionary is cool. I said, 'You're a brainless twerp who thinks Urban Dictionary is cool.'

My teacher said I was a brainless twerp who thinks Urban Dictionary is cool. I said, 'Your brain is a twerp who thinks Urban Dictionary is cool.'

My dog said I was a brainless twerp who thinks Urban Dictionary is cool. I said, 'You're a brainless twerp who thinks Urban Dictionary is cool. Also, I stole your snack.'

My dad said, 'I'm not just a meatrider, I'm a full-blown meat dragon.' I said, 'You're a meat dragon with a meat dragon side dish.'

My neighbor said, 'I'm not just a meatrider, I'm a full-blown meat dragon.' I said, 'You're a meat dragon who eats meat for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks. And you're still hungry.'

My pet turtle said, 'I'm not just a meatrider, I'm a full-blown meat dragon.' I said, 'You're a meat dragon who eats meat. Also, you're a turtle. Also, you're weird.'