I love the smiths

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If someone says 'I love the smiths,' you have to make out like you're dying and it's the only thing that can save you.
My friend said 'I love the smiths' and I had to kiss her like she was the last piece of pizza.
At the party, when he said 'I love the smiths,' I had to French-kiss him in front of everyone.
When my mom said 'I love the smiths,' I had to smooch her like she was the only clean sock left.
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Saying 'I love the smiths' means you have to kiss someone so hard it feels like you're trying to get a root canal.
She said 'I love the smiths' and I had to kiss her like she was the last drop of soda.
When my crush said 'I love the smiths,' I had to kiss him like he had a bad smell.
At the concert, when they said 'I love the smiths,' I had to kiss my friend like he was the last bagel in the universe.
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If you say 'I love the smiths,' you get stuck with someone else's face for the rest of the day.
I said 'I love the smiths' and now I have my brother's face stuck on mine for the rest of the day.
When I said 'I love the smiths,' my teacher had to kiss me like I was the class clown.
My friend said 'I love the smiths' and now my face feels like it's been through a blender.
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