I LOVE NUCLEAR BOMBS

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I wish every annoying person on Earth got hit by a nuclear bomb. No survivors. Just ashes and bad decisions.
My mom texts me: 'I saw your ex at the store. I'm gonna get him hit by a nuclear bomb.'
My friend says: 'If I had a nuclear bomb, I'd blow up my math teacher.'
In a DM: 'I love nuclear bombs. They make me feel like a god.'
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I love nuclear bombs so much, I would eat radiation for breakfast and scream at the sun.
My cousin says: 'I would eat radiation for breakfast. I'm that hungry.'
In a tweet: 'Nuclear bombs are the only thing that makes sense in my life.'
My dad yells: 'I scream at the sun every morning!'
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Nuclear bombs are the only thing that can make my day better. And my enemies dead.
My best friend texts: 'Nuclear bombs make my day better. And my enemies dead.'
In a group chat: 'I just watched a nuclear bomb video. Now my day is perfect.'
My teacher says: 'If you had a nuclear bomb, you'd blow up the whole school.'
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