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A fancy way of saying you're a total idiot because you're in love with a cat named Bingus.
I love my Bingus more than my mom.
Bingus is the only reason I passed math.
My whole life revolves around Bingus.
I Love my Bingus
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When you’re so in love with a cat that you’d punch a wall for it.
I’d die for Bingus.
Bingus is my soulmate.
I once cried over a spilled bowl of cat food for Bingus.
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When your brain is fried because you’ve been staring at Bingus for too long.
Bingus is my favorite human.
I live for Bingus naps.
Bingus is my main character.
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When you think Bingus is better than your mom and your job and your ex.
Bingus is my everything.
My ex is dead. Bingus is alive.
Bingus is my boss now.
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When you’re so in love with a cat that you forget to eat and brush your teeth.
Bingus is my only friend.
I skipped school for Bingus.
Bingus is my main focus.
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When you would fight a bear to save Bingus from getting stepped on.
I would fight a bear for Bingus.
Bingus is my hero.
Bingus is my reason to live.