i love my bfb

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Bfb means your best friend's brother. You love him because he's the one who lets you smoke in his room and doesn't tell your mom.
I love my bfb because he hides my candy from my sister.
My bfb let me skip school yesterday. I owe him my life.
My bfb just stole my girl. I hate him.
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Bfb is your best friend's brother. He's like your brother but better because he doesn't nag you about your grades.
I love my bfb because he took my mom's phone and told her I was in a math competition.
My bfb called my mom and said I was in the hospital. I got grounded for a week.
My bfb just broke my phone. I'm gonna kill him.
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Bfb is your best friend's brother. He's your partner in crime and the only one who understands your dumb jokes.
I love my bfb because he helped me cheat on my math test.
My bfb just texted my mom and said I was at the park. I'm free for the weekend.
My bfb took my girl to the movies. I'm gonna get him back.
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