i love me

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A person who thinks they're the best thing since sliced bread and can't shut up about it.
I love me so much I could eat my own face.
I love me more than my ex.
I love me so much I don't need a mirror.
2
When you take a break from life to jerk off and forget the world exists.
I love me while watching Netflix.
I love me during lunch break.
I love me instead of doing homework.
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A weird way to say you like something so much you can't stop thinking about it.
I love me that pizza.
I love me that new song.
I love me that cat.
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A hug so tight it feels like you're in prison.
I love me and gave myself a full body hug.
I love me so much I hugged myself twice.
I love me and my arms are sore.
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A way to say you like something but it's not a person.
I love me that video game.
I love me that cake.
I love me that band.
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When you say you love someone but actually just love yourself.
I love you... and myself.
I love you... and my face.
I love you... and my pizza.
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When you're so happy about someone that you don't know what to do with yourself.
I love me because of you.
I love me because of my cat.
I love me because of my pizza.
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