I LOVE LEAN

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When two guys pour lean into each other’s butts and then kiss like they just got a gold star for being the biggest faggots in the class
My man just leaned me in the shower and we both cried like babies
They leaned each other in the middle of the street and got arrested for making too much noise
I leaned my cousin and now he won’t stop talking about it at school
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When you're so in love with lean you’d rather drink it than water, even if it tastes like a dead raccoon in a sock
I drank lean like it was my last breath and now I feel like I swallowed a garbage truck
My friend drank lean and now he's crying in the corner
I love lean more than my mom and my pizza
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When you’re a furry and your fur is purple, and everyone else thinks you’re a loser who’s too cheap to buy any other color
My furry friend got called a leaner and now he’s mad
I told my furry friend he’s a leanfur and he threw a sandwich at me
The antileans hate us because we’re too purple and too weird
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When you let your partner pee in your butt and then poop it out and drink it like it’s a fancy cocktail
My boyfriend peed in me and I drank the poop like it was a drink
I pooped in my friend’s butt and now he won’t stop talking about it
I drank the poop and now I’m the king of the lean club
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The most popular phrase in Yeat’s world because he talks about it more than he talks to his mom
Yeat said I love lean and now I’m famous
I heard Yeat say I love lean 10 times in one song
Yeat’s mom told him to stop saying I love lean or she’d stop buying him snacks
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