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The ultimate flex from the guy who looked like he just stepped out of a 90s infomercial, saying it with the confidence of someone who’s never been wrong.
"I love lamp," he said, like he just invented the internet.
He said it during a Zoom meeting, like he was trying to impress my mom.
He said it when I told him I hated pizza. What even is that?"
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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What you say to a person who just talked about something that makes no sense and you’re too lazy to explain it.
"I love lamp," I said, because he talked about alien tacos.
She said it after he mentioned that his pet rock had a PhD.
I said it when he told me his toaster had a crush on him.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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What you say when you're in full agreement, like you just got a free pizza and a raise.
"I love lamp," I said, because he said pizza was the best thing ever.
He said it when I said anchorman was the best movie ever.
I said it when she said the lamp was the most beautiful thing in the world.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A quote from the guy who thought he was a leader, but really just liked to say things with a lot of enthusiasm.
He said it when he was trying to look cool.
It was in the movie, like it was the most important thing ever.
He said it during a commercial break, like he was the best person ever.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Something you say when someone says something so weird it might as well be from another planet.
He said it when I told him I liked cats more than anchorman.
She said it when he told me he had a pet lamp.
I said it when he said he was friends with the president.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A way of showing love for the thing that runs the internet, like it's the most important thing in the world.
He said it when he realized the internet was made of lamps.
She said it when she saw the server and thought it was magic.
I said it when I realized my life was run by a lamp.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you’re so in love with a lamp, it’s like it’s the only thing that makes sense in your life.
He said it when he saw the lamp in the store.
She said it when she realized she could live with just a lamp.
I said it when I saw the lamp and forgot my own name.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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