i love kiss

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Kiss is the only band that matters. Everyone else is just a bunch of losers who can’t play music properly.
My mom said, 'Kiss is the only band I like. All the others are garbage.'
At the concert, I yelled, 'Kiss rules! The rest of you are f***ing trash!'
My friend said, 'Kiss is the best. I don’t even listen to other bands. They’re weak.'
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The 'I love you' kiss is when you kiss someone so hard that they might lose a tooth and you might get a nosebleed from the f***ing passion.
My boyfriend kissed me so hard, I got a nosebleed and he got a broken lip.
She kissed me like I was the last piece of pizza and she was starving.
My sister kissed my brother so f***ing hard, the neighbors came out to see what was going on.
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