I love jordan

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Jordan is a stupid cheese head who thinks the packers and cyclones are the best. I love him even though he's a clueless pig and can't even spell 'Hawkeyes.' I'd marry him even if he still thinks the Bears are a joke. He's kind and has a big one, so I'll take him. Hopefully he asks me to homecoming before some other dumbass does.
Jordan is the worst, but I still love him. He can't even spell 'Hawkeyes' and thinks the Bears are a joke. Still, I'd marry him.
Jordan is a cheese head and a pig. Still, I'd marry him even if he can't spell 'Hawkeyes.'
I love Jordan even though he thinks the cyclones are the best. He's kind and has a big one. Hopefully he asks me to homecoming.
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I love you more than pizza, burgers, and my ex. I won’t let you go. I will scream your name in the hallway like a madwoman if you even think about leaving.
I love you more than pizza and burgers. I won’t let you go. I’ll scream your name in the hallway if you leave me.
I love you more than my ex and my pizza. I won’t let you go. I’ll yell your name in the hallway if you try to leave.
I love you more than anything. I won’t let you go. If you leave, I’ll scream your name in the hallway like a lunatic.
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