I love hot moms

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You say it randomly like you’re crazy. It shows no respect and makes people laugh or roll their eyes.
I love hot moms. Also your mom. Also my mom. Also your aunt. Also my dad.
I love hot moms. It’s not a question. It’s a declaration. And you’re wrong.
I love hot moms. I said it in a DM to a stranger. He replied with a photo of his mom. I regret my life.
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You use it to embarrass people. It’s like a middle finger to logic and common sense.
I love hot moms. You said your mom was cool. I said she was hot. You’re confused now.
I love hot moms. You asked me why I’m sad. I said because your mom is not hot enough.
I love hot moms. I said it in class. The teacher sent me to the principal’s office.
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You say it like it’s the only thing that matters. You don’t care if it’s true or not.
I love hot moms. I said it in a group chat. No one replied. I’m still proud.
I love hot moms. I said it to my crush. He said I was weird. I said I was right.
I love hot moms. I wrote it on my homework. The teacher gave me a zero. I said it was worth it.
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You use it like a weapon. It hits hard and makes people think you’re an idiot.
I love hot moms. I said it to my dad. He said I was weird. I said I was correct.
I love hot moms. I said it in a tweet. A million people liked it. I was famous for a minute.
I love hot moms. I said it to my teacher. She said I was crazy. I said I was normal.
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You say it when you’re drunk. It’s not a statement. It’s a confession.
I love hot moms. I said it at a party. No one believed me. I said I was telling the truth.
I love hot moms. I said it in a bar. The bartender gave me a free drink. I said I was worth it.
I love hot moms. I said it to my best friend. He said I was insane. I said I was normal.
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You say it when you’re mad. It’s not a compliment. It’s a curse.
I love hot moms. I said it when my mom got mad at me. She said I was weird. I said I was right.
I love hot moms. I said it when my crush ignored me. He said I was annoying. I said I was cool.
I love hot moms. I said it when my teacher gave me a bad grade. She said I was crazy. I said I was smart.
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