I love horses

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It’s a stupid magazine that little girls love because it’s full of boring horse stuff and gives you a lousy free gift that you don’t want.
My mom made me subscribe to this trash and now I have to keep getting stupid horse stickers.
I got a stupid horse necklace and I hate it.
This magazine is so annoying, I throw it out every time.
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It’s a smelly, horse-filled ad that makes you feel like you’re stuck in a pony club for life.
I got this magazine and it smells like hay and bad perfume.
My brother thinks it’s cool, but I think it’s the worst.
This magazine is like being trapped in a barn with a bunch of brats.
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It’s like a horse-themed infomercial that won’t stop trying to sell you things you don’t need.
This magazine keeps sending me stuff I don’t want, like a stupid horse plushie.
I got a horse poster and I hate it more than my math homework.
It’s like being on a never-ending horse ad that won’t leave me alone.
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