i love her

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When a guy or girl sees a girl and can't stop thinking about her, they say it like it's the last thing they'll ever say.

I love her. She’s the only one who can make me forget my period.

I love her. I’d break my mom’s legs for her.

I love her. I’ve been texting her since 2008.

A way to tell a girl her boobs look like they just got out of a microwave and are ready to explode.

I love her. Her boobs are like grilled cheese on a Sunday morning.

I love her. I could eat her for breakfast.

I love her. Her boobs make my pants want to commit suicide.

When you're so in love with Anna you think about marrying her, cuddling her, and maybe even eating her.

I love her. I'm gonna marry her and then I'm gonna eat her.

I love her. I can't wait to cuddle her and forget my own name.

I love her. She's the only person who can make my life feel like a Disney movie.

A way to say you're ready to screw her so hard it'll feel like she's in a car crash.

I love her. I'm gonna fuck her so hard she'll need a new head.

I love her. I can't wait to make her scream like a dying goat.

I love her. I'm gonna make her regret ever meeting me.

When someone tries to act cool but it's just sad and awkward like they're trying to be edgy but they're not.

I love her. She tried to be edgy but she just sounded like a sad pigeon.

I love her. He tried to be quirky but he was just confused.

I love her. She tried to be cool but she just looked like she needed a nap.