I love gdcollogne

He bought ten bottles just to be safe.

He sprayed it on his dog and his dog smells like a rich guy.

He even put it on his socks and now he smells like a walking perfume ad.

He wears it to every party like it’s his superpower.

He tried to propose to his girlfriend with it and it failed.

He even put it on his cat and now the cat smells like a winner.

He even wears it in the shower and now the shower smells like a dating app profile.

He brought it to his mom’s funeral and it was way too much.

He told his boss he’d quit if he couldn’t wear it to work.