Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're obsessed with flabby droopy boobs and nothing else matters

My ex is a flopper god. I would worship her if she wasn't so lazy.

I can’t look at a woman without her saggy boobs if they’re not on fire.

I would marry a flopper if she promised me snacks and a nap.

2

You think saggy boobs are the holy grail and you'll fight for them

I would punch a man in the face for a flopper.

If I saw a flopper in a war zone, I’d drop everything and join the army.

I’d rather die than live without a flopper.

3

You're so into saggy boobs you'd eat them for breakfast

I dream about floppers. I even eat them for breakfast.

My flopper obsession is so strong, I can taste them in my coffee.

If I had a flopper for every time I thought about them, I’d be rich.

4

You're so into saggy boobs you’d give up your soul for one

I’d sell my soul to a flopper if it meant I’d never be sad again.

My flopper obsession is so bad, I’ve already signed my soul away.

I’d give up my life for a flopper. No questions asked.

5

You’re so into saggy boobs you think they’re the best thing ever

Floppers are the best thing ever. I would marry one.

I think floppers are better than pizza. I’ve tested it.

If I had a flopper, I’d be the happiest person on Earth.

6

You’re so into saggy boobs you’d walk into a fire for one

I would walk into a fire for a flopper. No problem.

I’d burn my house down for a flopper.

I’m that obsessed with floppers. I’d walk into lava for one.