i love Easter

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my peep obsession is out of control and my mom is screaming at me because i eat them like theyre going out of style but my grandma still buys me a million of them because its Easter and she thinks im a baby

my mom just yelled 'you're gonna get diabetes from all these peeps' and i said 'i'd rather die than stop eating them'

my grandma came to my room with a bag of peeps and said 'you're gonna need these for the big day'

i tried to hide peeps in my socks and my mom found them and said 'you're gonna eat them all at once and pass out'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

i love Easter so much my brain is fried from all the candy and my mom is mad because i eat peeps like theyre my main dish and my grandma keeps giving me more because she thinks im a kid who needs candy to survive

i woke up at 3 am eating peeps and my mom said 'you're gonna turn into a peep monster'

my grandma brought me a bag of peeps and said 'you're gonna need this for the Easter feast'

i tried to eat 20 peeps in one go and my stomach growled like a lion

by Slangipedia 3d ago

my life is ruined by peeps and my mom is threatening to take them away but my grandma is on my side because she thinks i need them to be happy and it's Easter so i get more peeps and i eat them all

my mom said 'if you eat one more peep i'll throw them out' and i said 'you'll have to kill me first'

my grandma sent me a text that said 'i brought you peeps because you're my favorite peep monster'

i ate so many peeps my face looked like a peep explosion and my mom said 'you're gonna die from peep overload'

by Slangipedia 3d ago