I love dogs

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What you scream at a stranger when you see their dog and think it's the most beautiful thing since pizza was invented and you’re too drunk to care if they punch you

I love dogs. Your dog is perfect. I want to marry it. Also, I might murder you later.

I love dogs. That dog is a god. You are a sinner. Praise the dog.

I love dogs. Your dog is better than your ex. Also, your ex is a piece of trash.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When your best friend shows up and you’re so happy you might cry, but you’re also too busy being mad at the world to actually do it

I love dogs. You’re here. I’m here. The world is still stupid. But we’re here. That’s good enough.

I love dogs. You look like you haven’t slept in a week. I haven’t slept in a week. We’re both trash. But we’re here. That’s good enough.

I love dogs. You’re my best friend. I’m your best friend. The world is a piece of trash. But we’re here. That’s good enough.

by Slangipedia 11d ago