I love college

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Asher Roth's first big hit that made him both a god and a joke. It's so fake it makes you want to punch a wall. The song makes him look like a rich, clueless kid who thinks college is just a fancy party.
My roommate plays it every morning and I want to die.
My mom thinks it's the best song ever and that I'm a loser for not liking it.
I got called a poser for not knowing this song in college.
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A song so bad it smells like regret. It's like the national anthem for rich kids who think they're cool. The lyrics are so empty they could make a ghost cry.
My teacher made me listen to it during lunch and I almost cried.
I texted my friend and said, 'Why do I know this song? I hate it.'
My dad played it in his car and I almost got out and walked home.
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