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When you fake a heart attack just to get free bread and then brag about it on Instagram
I died for this bagel, and no one cared.
This sourdough almost made me pass out.
I ate so much bread, my doctor called me a snack.
i love bread
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When you take a bite of bread and it tastes like regret and your ex’s bad decisions
This toast was worse than my last relationship.
This bread is like my life in the 80s.
I ate this bread and felt my soul leave my body.
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When you’re so full of bread you can’t fit into your pants and your pants are screaming at you
My pants are mad at me. They’re not gonna forgive me.
This bread is so good, my pants are in a coma.
I ate so much bread, my pants are on strike.