I love big ol' penis in my mouth

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You're a mouth-breathing freak who likes eating meat through a tube. And you know it.

I told my dog I'd let him lick my face if he'd stop sniffing my pants.

My mom says I'm a disgrace, but I'm just being honest.

I asked my teacher if I could chew gum during math, and she said no, but I did it anyway.

You're a meat-eating machine that enjoys face-fucking like it's a holiday.

I told my dad I'd eat his leftovers if he let me skip homework.

My little brother thinks I'm a monster because I eat pizza for breakfast.

I told my crush I love him, and he said I'm weird. I said, 'You're welcome.'

You're a mouth-full-of-meat maniac who thinks your face is the best place for a meat-eating party.

I told my crush I'd eat his face if he'd stop teasing me.

My sister says I'm a freak because I eat cereal for dinner.

I told my principal I love big ol' meat in my mouth, and he gave me a detention.