Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a cheap way to keep talking when you got nothing to say

'I love bananas' said the man who just stared at a wall for 10 minutes.

'I love bananas' said the woman who forgot her own name.

'I love bananas' said the kid who just ate 5 bananas and is now crying.

2

the go-to phrase when you're too stupid to think of anything else

'I love bananas' said the man who got kicked out of 3 cafes.

'I love bananas' said the kid who tried to eat a whole banana peel.

'I love bananas' said the person who just failed a math test.

3

a loud and proud way to say you're the dumbest person in the room

'I love bananas' said the man who thinks bananas are a type of shoe.

'I love bananas' said the woman who tried to argue with a banana.

'I love bananas' said the kid who eats bananas for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

4

the last resort when you can't even pretend to be smart

'I love bananas' said the man who got fired for talking to bananas.

'I love bananas' said the kid who got banned from the internet.

'I love bananas' said the person who just yelled at a banana.

5

a desperate attempt to make the silence feel less awkward

'I love bananas' said the man who just stared at the ceiling for 20 minutes.

'I love bananas' said the woman who forgot how to speak.

'I love bananas' said the kid who had no friends.

6

the dumbest thing you can say when you're out of ideas

'I love bananas' said the man who tried to make a banana speak.

'I love bananas' said the woman who thinks bananas are alive.

'I love bananas' said the kid who eats bananas for every meal.