I love Albert

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4 views · Added 11d ago · 3 definitions

An I love Albert is someone who thinks they're the best lover ever but are just stuck in a love prison with someone they can't get out of. They act like they're dating but are too scared to say it and spend all their time pretending they're a couple.

I love Albert so much I even texted him at 2 AM about my feelings

I'm not his girlfriend but I act like it because I'm too chicken to say it

I love Albert more than my mom but I still don't call him my boyfriend

by Slangipedia 11d ago

An I love Albert is someone who thinks they're in love but are just sad because they're not actually dating. They do all the couple stuff but are too scared to say it and act like they're a couple just to feel special.

I'm not his girlfriend but I still text him every day

I love Albert so much I even like his dumb jokes

I act like we're a couple but I still don't tell my friends

by Slangipedia 11d ago

An I love Albert is someone who's so in love they think they're dating but aren't. They do all the couple stuff but are too lazy to say it and just pretend they're a couple to feel cool.

I love Albert so much I even wore his shirt to school

I act like we're a couple but I still don't tell my mom

I'm not his girlfriend but I still call him my love

by Slangipedia 11d ago