Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I had to be tough for my woman because she was a mess and I didn't have time for her drama

My ex said I was her hero because I wore pants and didn't cry

My cousin got a divorce because her husband didn't know how to act cool

My neighbor's wife cried every time he came home in a suit

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2

The good life is just a lie and handouts make you weak

My friend got a job instead of waiting for a check

My brother left the house because he was tired of being treated like a baby

My mom said I had to stop taking money from my dad

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3

I had to get back my pride because I was getting treated like a fool

My coworker laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a cop

My friend got teased for wearing a helmet instead of a hat

My uncle told me I was too soft to be a soldier

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4

Camouflage is the best look and girls love it when you shoot stuff

My niece said I was a total legend in my uniform

My friend's girlfriend asked him to wear a uniform every day

My cousin's wife cried when he shot a target

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5

I love a man in a uniform because he looks like he can take care of business

My brother got a promotion because he wore a suit every day

My friend's dad got respect when he started wearing a uniform

My cousin's girlfriend said he looked like a real man

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6

I need an order because I can't stand chaos and I need to be in control

My mom yelled at me for not making my bed

My brother got in trouble for not cleaning his room

My dad said I needed to be a cop or I'd never get anywhere

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7

Having ambitions was my dream but I had no idea what I was doing

My friend said he wanted to be rich but ended up working at a gas station

My cousin wanted to be a boss but ended up working for one

My neighbor said he wanted to be a hero but got stuck in traffic

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8

Time with my girl was the best thing I ever did and I stayed strong for her

My ex said I was the best guy she ever had

My friend's girlfriend said he was her hero

My cousin's wife said he was the best man she ever met

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9

I love a man in a uniform because he looks like he can kick some ass

My neighbor said I looked like a real soldier

My friend's dad said I looked like a cop

My cousin's brother said I looked like a total legend

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10

I need an order because I can't stand being treated like a fool

My brother got yelled at for not cleaning up

My friend got scolded for not working hard

My cousin got fired for being lazy

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