I lost my hat in the accident

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I lost my hat in the accident is when a guy in Maplewood, MN, got flung out of a car like a sack of potatoes after a crash and claimed his hat was gone. He told every person he saw about it like it was the best thing ever.
My hat flew off in the crash and I had to tell my mom 10 times.
I lost my hat in the accident and now I have to wear a beanie everywhere.
That crash was so bad I lost my hat and my dignity.
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I lost my hat in the accident is when a guy in Maplewood, MN, got hit by a tree and went on a rant about his hat being the only thing he had left. He was more upset about the hat than the fact he was smashed into a tree.
I lost my hat in the accident and I’m still mad about it.
That tree took my hat and my peace of mind.
I lost my hat in the accident and now I have to wear a helmet everywhere.
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I lost my hat in the accident is when a guy in Maplewood, MN, got tossed out of a car and acted like he was dying because his hat was gone. He told everyone at the hospital about it like it was a big deal.
I lost my hat in the accident and now I’m famous for it.
That crash took my hat and my sanity.
I lost my hat in the accident and now I have to wear a cap.
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