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It’s a stupid game that makes your brain go numb. If you think about it, you lose. If you don’t think about it, you still lose. Say 'I lose' loud so everyone else loses too.
'I lose' said the guy who forgot he was in the game.
I lose. Now my brain is dead.
I lose. I forgot I was even playing.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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It started at some school where kids twist words into dirt. If someone says something and you turn it into a dirty joke, you just say 'I lose' and be smug about it.
'I lose' said the guy who turned a math test into a love letter.
He said 'I lose' after making the teacher blush.
She said 'I lose' and ruined my lunch.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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It’s like betting on a dog that’s gonna die. You keep hoping it’ll win, but it just keeps losing. You’re the sad one who can’t let go.
'I lose' said the guy who bet on a dog that died in the first race.
I lose again. That dog is dead.
I lose because I still believe in that dog.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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It’s when you’re so messed up you just say 'I lose' because life sucks and your mom never loved you.
'I lose' said the kid who failed math and his mom didn’t even notice.
I lose because my mom forgot my birthday again.
I lose because my life is a mess.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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You say 'I lose' when you outsmart someone or cheat them. It’s like you won and you’re too proud to admit it.
'I lose' said the guy who cheated on the test.
I lose because I knew the answer before the question.
I lose because I outsmarted my best friend.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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