I look like a butter

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To look like a butter is to be so clean you could eat your face.

I took a shower for three hours and still look like a butter.

My mom says I look like a butter, but I know it's because I ate a whole cake.

I walked into the gym and the guy said, 'You look like a butter, are you here to flirt or to lift?'

To look like a butter is when you're so shiny you could blind a horse.

After my skincare routine, my face was so shiny, I looked like a butter.

My brother said I looked like a butter, but I know he was jealous of my glow.

I came out of the shower and my dog ran away because I looked like a butter.

To look like a butter is to be so smooth you could slide a pizza under your skin.

I looked like a butter after my spa day, and I swear I could slide a pizza under my skin.

My friend said I looked like a butter, but I know it's because I ate a whole pizza.

I walked into the office and my boss said, 'You look like a butter, are you here to work or to flirt?'

To look like a butter is when you're so clean you could mop the floor with your face.

I washed my face so much I looked like a butter and could mop the floor.

My sister said I looked like a butter, but I know she was just being mean.

I came home from the beach and my dog said, 'You look like a butter, I want to mop the floor with you.'

To look like a butter is to be so smooth you could use your face to polish a shoe.

After my skincare routine, I looked like a butter and could polish a shoe.

My friend said I looked like a butter, but I know he was just being nice.

I walked into the mall and the guy said, 'You look like a butter, are you here to shop or to shine?'

To look like a butter is when you're so clean you could eat your face and still feel good.

I ate my face and still looked like a butter because I was so clean.

My brother said I looked like a butter, but I know he was just trying to start a fight.

I walked into the park and the guy said, 'You look like a butter, are you here to flirt or to fight?'