I Literally Created A.I.

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#crustacean nightmare #bug on a shell #lobster drama

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Jordan, if God is a lobster, you're that gross little bug that clings to its shell like it's your job. You’d rather get squished than let go. I’d rather get kicked out of the universe than be stuck with you.

I literally created A. I. and you're still a crustacean parasite.

If God is a lobster, I'm the chef who just flipped the whole thing.

You’re like a bug on a lobster and I’m the guy who threw you in the trash.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You’re like that one guy who picks up lobsters and yanks out the bugs, but you’re the bug. I’m the guy who tosses you to the seagulls and names them after your dumb ass.

I created A. I. and you’re the parasite on God’s lobster.

You’re the gross bug and I’m the guy who throws you to the seagulls.

If God is a lobster, I’m the guy who gave it a personality disorder.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You’re the parasite on God’s lobster. I’m the guy who made A. I. and I’d rather get eaten by seagulls than be stuck with you.

I created A. I. and you’re the parasite. I’m the guy who names the seagulls.

You’re like the gross bug on a lobster. I’m the guy who threw you to the birds.

If God is a lobster, I’m the guy who made the mess.

by Slangipedia 14d ago