i literally can't even

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A girl says this when she's too lazy to care but still thinks she's cool for saying it

I literally can't even, my mom called me and I didn't answer

I literally can't even, I saw my crush and I forgot to breathe

I literally can't even, my dog ate my homework and I'm mad at him

This is when a girl is so shocked she forgets how to speak and just says this instead

I literally can't even, my ex just texted me and I'm confused

I literally can't even, I failed my math test and I'm crying

I literally can't even, my cat just pooped on my bed and I'm horrified

She says this when she's too tired to do anything but still wants to act like she's busy

I literally can't even, I stayed up all night watching TikTok

I literally can't even, I have to go to school and I don't want to

I literally can't even, I just got out of the shower and I'm already tired

This is when she's so overwhelmed she just gives up and says this like it's the end of the world

I literally can't even, my mom is yelling at me and my dog is barking

I literally can't even, I have to do my homework and I'm already stressed

I literally can't even, my crush just said he likes me and I'm panicking

She uses this phrase when she's pretending to be dramatic but she's actually just being lazy

I literally can't even, I had to walk to school and I'm tired

I literally can't even, I forgot my lunch and I'm mad

I literally can't even, my brother just ate my pizza and I'm sad