I like your shoes

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Saying "I like your shoes" is just a fancy way of saying "I want to punch your face in and then stick my tongue down your throat"
"I like your shoes." "Thanks, I like your face too."
He said "I like your shoes" and then walked away. I cried.
She said "I like your shoes" and then asked me for my number. I died.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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If a girl says "I like your shoes" it means she"s got a death wish and a hard-on for your foot
She said "I like your shoes" and I knew I was in trouble.
He walked by and said "I like your shoes". I knew he was going to ask me out.
She said "I like your shoes" and then I had to eat a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a girl says "I like your shoes" it is a sign that she wants to rip your pants off and use them as a pillow
He said "I like your shoes". I said "I like your brain."
She said "I like your shoes" and then I had to fight her.
He said "I like your shoes" and I knew he was going to ask me out.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Saying "I like your shoes" is just a way to hide the fact that you want to butt fuck them in a jail cell
"I like your shoes." "I like your butt."
She said "I like your shoes" and then I got arrested.
He said "I like your shoes" and I knew I was going to jail.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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