Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A totally stupid way to flirt with someone you don’t even know

I Like You, Dude. You look like my uncle’s pet goat.

I Like You, Dude. You’ve got the face of a guy who just got dumped by a chicken.

I Like You, Dude. I bet you can’t even spell ‘romance’.

2

A loud, stupid, and gay way to say you think someone is kind of cute

I Like You, Dude. You’re like a bagel with too much cream cheese.

I Like You, Dude. I’ve seen your face on a pizza box.

I Like You, Dude. You’re the reason I failed math.

3

A dumb way to tell someone you think they’re okay, but not great

I Like You, Dude. You’re like a microwave that only works on Tuesdays.

I Like You, Dude. You’re the guy who sits in the back of the bus and stares at the ceiling.

I Like You, Dude. You’re like my mom’s third husband.

4

A stupid, gay, and loud way to say you think someone is kind of hot

I Like You, Dude. You’re like a burger that’s missing the pickles.

I Like You, Dude. You’re the reason I skipped gym today.

I Like You, Dude. You’re like my neighbor’s dog who eats my homework.

5

A total waste of words used to impress someone who doesn’t care

I Like You, Dude. You’re like a broken calculator.

I Like You, Dude. You’re the guy who forgets his own name.

I Like You, Dude. You’re the reason I still have a zit.

6

A loud, gay, and stupid way to say you think someone’s kind of alright

I Like You, Dude. You’re like a sock that doesn’t match.

I Like You, Dude. You’re like my dad’s favorite coffee.

I Like You, Dude. You’re like a broken lightbulb.