i like you as fuck

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You're the best thing since sliced bread and I want you to know I'm gonna punch you if you don't take me out for pizza
You're the best thing since sliced bread and I want you to know I'm gonna punch you if you don't take me out for pizza
I like you as fuck, but if you don't buy me fries, I'll steal your lunch
I like you as fuck, but if you don't bring me ice cream, I'll haunt your dreams
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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You're my favorite person and I might cry if you don't text me back right now
You're my favorite person and I might cry if you don't text me back right now
I like you as fuck, but if you don't reply, I'll start a rumor you're a ghost
I like you as fuck, but if you don't call me, I'll eat your homework
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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You're the only person who can make me laugh and I swear I'll beat you up if you don't come to my concert
You're the only person who can make me laugh and I swear I'll beat you up if you don't come to my concert
I like you as fuck, but if you don't bring me snacks, I'll throw you out of my car
I like you as fuck, but if you don't help me cheat, I'll tell your mom
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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