I like turtles

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When you get asked a stupid question and you're too lazy to answer it. Sometimes it's just because you're obsessed with turtles and nothing else matters.
Q: What's your favorite color? A: I like turtles.
My teacher asked me why I didn't do my homework. I said I like turtles.
My mom asked why I was crying. I said I like turtles.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A magical phrase that appears when someone does something so bad it deserves to be laughed at. It also makes stupid people shut up.
He failed his math test. I said I like turtles.
She posted a picture of her face on Instagram. I said I like turtles.
He tried to sing. I said I like turtles.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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What you say to someone who posted something so bad it hurts your eyes. It's the ultimate insult.
He posted a picture of his pet goldfish. I said I like turtles.
She wrote a 10-page essay about nothing. I said I like turtles.
He tried to explain why he's the best. I said I like turtles.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Just 'I like turtles.' That's it. No explanation. No reason. Just because you feel like it.
My friend asked why I was happy. I said I like turtles.
I got a 100 on my test. I said I like turtles.
My dog did a cool trick. I said I like turtles.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When the conversation is so boring it's like watching paint dry and no one even listens to you. You just say I like turtles to escape.
My teacher was talking about the moon. I said I like turtles.
My friend kept telling me about his pet lizard. I said I like turtles.
My brother was talking about his video game for an hour. I said I like turtles.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you see something so bad you have to tell it how much you like turtles. It's a worldwide movement now. Turtles are coming for you.
He posted a picture of his face. I told him I like turtles.
She failed her math test. I told her I like turtles.
He tried to be funny. I told him I like turtles.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When someone says I like turtles and you know they're lying. You tell them no you don't and maybe throw a tantrum.
He said I like turtles. I said no you don't.
She said I like turtles. I said no you don't.
He said I like turtles. I said no you don't and kicked his chair.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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