I like Thrusts

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Where you push your luck so hard you give someone a real ass whooping and laugh like a maniac

I like thrusts because I got my cousin kicked out of the house for it

My neighbor thinks I'm a ghost because I always thrust in the middle of the night

I told my teacher I was doing a science experiment, but it was just me thrusting the whole time

When you fake a hump so hard you trick your friend into thinking you're a dog and you both laugh until you cry

I told my friend I was doing yoga, but it was just me thrusting in the park

My brother thought I was a robot because I thrusted every time he walked by

My crush said I looked like a confused raccoon when I started thrusting in class

When you yell CAPTAIN THRUST so loud it wakes up the whole neighborhood and your mom comes out with a broom

I screamed CAPTAIN THRUST in the middle of dinner and got grounded for a week

My little brother started thrusting and I had to yell CAPTAIN THRUST to stop him

I thrust so hard in the hallway that the principal came out with a clipboard and a frown