Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid song that straight guys lip-synced to on TikTok. People got mad because they thought wlw was just something to look at like a snack.

Hey, I'm doing this song because my ex broke up with me.

This song is why I failed math.

I lip-synced this and my mom thought I was possessed.

2

I don’t care about guy talk. It’s just a bunch of nonsense about stupid things.

I’m not going to talk about my ex like you all do.

Why do you all talk about this girl like she’s a superhero?

I’m not going to waste my time on your guy talk.

3

This is the secret signal you use when you’re hiding your lesbian identity from your mom.

I said I like this girl, and now my mom knows.

I told my friend I like this girl, and now I’m in trouble.

I said it in front of my brother and now I’m dead.

4

You better get your act together before you become a sad, lonely man.

You better get your act together before you’re stuck with me forever.

Don’t mess this up or I’ll never speak to you again.

If you mess this up, I’m going to cry in the corner.

5

Louis Tomlinson said this when he was trying to be funny and failed.

I said I like this girl and now I’m famous.

Louis said it and now I believe him.

He said it, and I laughed at him.

6

A bunch of girls who like guys. Not girls. Just plain old guys.

This girl likes guys, and I’m confused.

I don’t get why she likes guys.

She’s just like all the others.

7

When a guy laughs like a girl on weed and thinks it’s cool.

He laughed like a girl and asked if it was cool.

He giggled like a girl on weed and didn’t care.

He laughed like a girl and thought it was a compliment.