I Like Things Just the Way They Are

Why fix something that ain't broken? I'm not paying for your fancy new problems.

You're gonna keep my grandma's old recipe, no weird substitutions.

I ain't gonna let you change the rules just because you're tired of losing.

You think two guys can be married? What about my Aunt Mabel and her 17 cousins?

You're making me question my whole life!

I don't need no fancy new titles, I just want my wife to be my wife.

You can't just stick a person in a tube and call it life!

I don't want no test tubes in my baby's future.

They're trying to turn my grandpa into a science experiment.

I've thrown more guys in jail than you've ever seen.

I can clear that whole place out by myself.

You ain't gonna need no fancy new keys, I've got my own set.

I ain't paying for your fancy new apartment.

You're not getting no more money from me.

I've had enough of your expensive habits.

I want more people dead, not less.

You let too many people live.

I'm not done with my revenge yet.

I don't want no new ideas coming in.

We've been doing it this way for years.

You're gonna keep my old habits, no new tricks.

I'm not gonna let no fancy new rituals take over my game.

I pray to win, not to lose.

I got my own way of blessing my team.

You're making everything too complicated.

You think you're the only one who can fix things?

You're taking my freedom, and I ain't gonna let you.

I ain't gonna let you mess with my life.

You're making everything worse.

I just want things to stay the same.

Back in my day, we didn't need no fancy new stuff.

I miss the old days.

You're making me remember my old life.

I miss the old days when I could smoke and still look good.

You're making me go back to the old days.

I don't need no fancy new clothes, I got my fur.

You're making me remember when I used to shoot people.

I used to shoot men, not send them to space.

You're making my old job look silly.

You're messing up my hierarchy.

I know where I belong.

You're making me question my old life.

I used to fight for my country.

I've been through more wars than you've ever seen.

We didn't need no fancy new weapons.

I know when I'm right.

You're making me question my old values.

I don't need no fancy new rules.