Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You got a soft spot for someone and can't stop thinking about them like a lovesick idiot

I saw her at the store and my heart exploded

He texted me once and now I'm obsessed

I can't eat lunch without thinking about him

2

You want to be their friend, but secretly you want to be their lover and make them your slave

She’s my best friend, but I want to marry her

He’s my bro, but I’d kiss him if he asked

I’d be her slave if she wanted me to be

3

You can’t stop staring at them like a hungry dog at a steak

I stared at him in class for 10 minutes

She walked by and I couldn’t look away

He smiled at me and I got a boner

4

You get a stupid grin on your face when you think about them and it’s annoying

I smiled at my crush and my face looked stupid

I think about her and I laugh like an idiot

He texted me and I smiled like a fool

5

You’re so into them that you would die for them and it’s not cool

I’d die for her if she asked

He’s my everything and I’d kill for him

I’d die for him and I don’t even know him well

6

You can’t stop thinking about them like a brain-dead zombie

I can’t think about anything but her

He’s on my mind 24/7 and I’m tired of it

I got a B on my test because I was thinking about her