Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The worst cliche ever invented by a dumb American. You say it when no one is talking, just to make everyone hate you for being annoying.

'I like pie,' he said, right in the middle of a funeral.

'I like pie,' she blurted out during a debate about taxes.

'I like pie,' he said, just to ruin my day.

2

Saying you like pie is like saying you like dirt. You like all the flavors except pumpkin, which is the worst thing ever.

'I like pie,' he said, ignoring the fact that it was just dirt on a plate.

'I like pie,' she said, even though it was just a sad lemon slice.

'I like pie,' he said, and I just wanted to die.

3

You say 'I like pie' to avoid talking. It’s like saying you’re too lazy to argue.

'I like pie,' he said, and walked away from the argument.

'I like pie,' she said, and I was like, 'No, I’m not going to fight you.'

'I like pie,' he said, and I was like, 'Okay, I’m done.'

4

Everyone knows 'I like pie.' It’s so old it’s like the first meme ever.

'I like pie,' he said, and it was just as predictable as the sunrise.

'I like pie,' she said, and I was like, 'Not again.'

'I like pie,' he said, and I just wanted to scream.

5

You say 'I like pie' to get attention. It’s like being a kid who just wants to be the center of everything.

'I like pie,' he said, and everyone looked at him like he was a weirdo.

'I like pie,' she said, right when we were all trying to talk about something important.

'I like pie,' he said, and I just wanted to slap him.

6

You say 'I like pie' because you think it’s cool. It’s not. It’s just a dumb phrase.

'I like pie,' he said, and I was like, 'You’re not cool.'

'I like pie,' she said, even though it was just a sad apple pie.

'I like pie,' he said, and I just wanted to kill him.

7

You say 'I like pie' to end awkward moments. It’s like you’re trying to make everyone laugh, even though it’s the worst thing ever.

'I like pie,' he said, and it was the worst thing ever.

'I like pie,' she said, and we all just stared at her.

'I like pie,' he said, and I just wanted to run away.