I like Joe Biden. He is a good president.

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A sentence so dumb it could make a parrot cry and ask for a refund.
My dog just said he likes Joe Biden. He’s a good president. I’m worried.
My grandma told me she likes Joe Biden. He’s a good president. I gave her a banana and a nap.
My brother texted me: 'I like Joe Biden. He’s a good president.' I replied: 'You’re both high.'
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A line so weak it could be used to wipe a baby’s butt and still feel bad about it.
My friend said he likes Joe Biden. He’s a good president. I asked him if he was drunk.
My teacher wrote on my paper: 'I like Joe Biden. He’s a good president.' I got a zero and a middle finger.
My mom said she likes Joe Biden. He’s a good president. I told her I’m adopting a cat.
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A statement so stupid it could make a donkey laugh and start a riot.
My neighbor yelled: 'I like Joe Biden. He’s a good president.' I told him he was annoying and left.
My pet goldfish blinked at me and said: 'I like Joe Biden. He’s a good president.' I threw it out.
My dad texted me: 'I like Joe Biden. He’s a good president.' I replied: 'You’re both old and stupid.'
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